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Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Joke ~ Drinking Joke ~ An Old Lady's Advice

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Joke ~ Drinking Joke ~ An Old Lady's Advice

105 year old lady's advice to us all.

“For better digestion – I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
In the case of low blood pressure, I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.”

Q. “When do you drink water?”

A.“I’ve never been that sick.”

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